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By Staingirl ElleStaingirlz, I just love older ladies with a sense of humor. Remember how much we enjoyed Cloris Leachman in the Cougar Town spoof? I think Betty White outdid Cloris and herself in her recent stint on Saturday Night Live.
Thanks to an unbelievable Facebook campaign that began in December 2009, Betty White was invited to host SNL on Saturday, May 7. Imagine, one of the oldest living comediennes being championed in a medium that is just out of its infancy, that is used primarily by younger generations, and for a show that caters to a relatively young, hip crowd!
And she brought the audience with her. Saturday Night Live experienced its highest ratings in 18 months. We’ve posted this clip on Betty White’s Dusty Muffins for those of you in Canada and across the pond, or other locals who didn’t get to watch Betty White in action. Enjoy!
(Warning: The following clip contains PG-13 humor.)
By Staingirl KayeThank you for joining us to share these quotes on this very special day! The following quotes were duplicated from http://www.quotegarden.com/mom-day.html. We hope you enjoy them:
Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn, Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love. ~Mildred B. Vermont The sweetest sounds to mortals given A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam. ~Lord Langdale (Henry Bickersteth) Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. ~Author Unknown The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh All mothers are working mothers. ~Author Unknown When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. ~Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. ~Marion C. Garretty, quoted in A Little Spoonful of Chicken Soup for the Mother’s Soul Mother – that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. ~T. DeWitt Talmage A mother is a mother still, The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men – from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~Jewish Proverb A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Author Unknown I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. ~Abraham Lincoln My mom is a neverending song in my heart of comfort, happiness, and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune. ~Graycie Harmon It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother’s Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill. ~John Erskine Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that. ~Golda Meir A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. ~John Wilmot You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back. ~William D. Tammeus Now that… my kids are grown, I understand how much work and love it takes to raise and to keep a family together. The example of your strength, devotion, and patience is now rippling through the generations. Thank you! ~Forest Houtenschil Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. ~Oprah Winfrey Motherhood is priced Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams Who fed me from her gentle breast Who ran to help me when I fell, On Mother’s Day I have written a poem for you. In the interest of poetic economy and truth, I have succeeded in concentrating my deepest feelings and beliefs into two perfectly crafted lines: You’re my mother, I would have no other! ~Forest Houtenschil Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too. ~Lionel Kauffman Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. ~William Makepeace Thackeray A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us; when trouble thickens around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts. ~Washington Irving This heart, my own dear mother, bends, Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. ~Sam Levenson The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. ~John J. Plomp Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. ~Harriet Beecher Stowe Before a day was over, I don’t care how poor a man is; if he has family, he’s rich. ~Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, M*A*S*H, “Identity Crisis,” Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. ~Dinah Craik Where we love is home – home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. ~Albert Schweitzer Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~Marcel Proust If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. ~Author Unknown Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ~Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895 Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. ~Aristotle A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a mother’s work is never done. ~Author Unknown Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn’t have anything to do with it. ~Haim Ginott Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children. ~Marilyn Penland Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children. ~Charles R. Swindoll, The Strong Family There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. ~Chinese Proverb Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. ~Lawrence Housman Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. ~William Feather, The Business of Life, 1949 Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion-picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word “collectible” as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success. ~Fran Lebowitz, “Parental Guidance,” Social Studies, 1981 One more thing! A very devoted and talented David Cassidy fan from Spain put together this special Mother’s Day collage for David Cassidy fans: Tribute to the mothers in David Cassidy’s life. Thank you Araceli. By Staingirl ElleWork, kids, driving, college applications, financial aid applications, taxes, spouses, other significant others, kids’ homework, cooking, cleaning, sex…. The list of obligations goes on and on. Talk to most women in America and they have a similar list of their own. But where do we fit in?
Even our free time isn’t quite our own. If you’re in a relationship, your social life revolves around other couples approved by your significant other. And depending on your partner, that list can be quite limiting. If you have young children, you select friends from the mothers of your child’s friends. Not that I’m complaining, my friendship with my favorite Staingirl, Kaye, survived far longer than our sons’ friendship.
But the point is that in general, we women tend to almost bury ourselves with obligations, and we fail to take care of the most important obligation of all: ME. Some suggest it’s important to be selfish. I don’t think it’s selfish. It’s a necessity that I along with others have long ignored because the squeaky wheel gets the oil, and (pick one or more) spouses, bosses, clients, kids, etc., squeak a lot louder than we do.
We figure we’ll take care of ourselves once those squeaky wheels have moved on. Meanwhile our health suffers while we get fatter or go on meds due to cholesterol, anxiety, blood pressure, insomnia, etc. That presumes that our bodies can hold out during that time period. When it is finally our turn we have to face the consequences for ignoring ourselves.
No, I refuse to wait until retirement, last kid moves out, or any other circumstance to take back my life and my health. I vow to begin taking care of myself now. To that end I have revived my 30 minutes of walking for 30 days. I began it once and it soon went by the wayside due to my obligations (or some other excuse). This time I promise myself that I will see it through. And I will add to my goals after that time period.
What should you do? Find at least one thing you can do over the next 30 days that involves taking care of yourself, whether it’s walking (I’d love to have a cyber walking buddy), incorporating a healthy fruit or grain, getting together with a favorite friend more often, or scheduling a timeout in your daily schedule just for you. Let us know what you’re doing and keep us posted on how you’re doing. And if you don’t mind, would you add one more obligation to your list? Help keep me accountable in my promise to myself.
Maybe all those “obligations”, i.e., work, family, sex, will actually become what they were meant to be, facets of living our lives passionately.
Day 30 of the 30-day Blogging ChallengeBy Staingirl ElleWow, hard to believe that Kaye and I have been blogging 30 days straight. Don’t think we’ll be doing this again anytime soon. The purpose of this experiment was to find out whether consistent posting would bring in traffic via the search engines. In other words, if we write it will they come?
The answer appears to be yes, to a certain degree. In our brief update, we found that yes, traffic increased. But we appear to be getting greater amounts of traffic via Kaye’s social networking on the web with other Cassidy fans. Since then, it appears that search engine traffic continues to increase, but the bulk of our traffic seems to be referral traffic from other blogs and sites. In a few days, we will put together our findings. Hopefully, this will help you and us as we go further into the marketing of our site.
One thing we did learn, if you have to blog every other day, content can be hard to come by. Kaye and I had previously talked about how easy it was to find stuff to blog about. You really can blog about just about anything that happens: issues come up with our kids, in our politics, etc., every day, and we have opinions. But we do strive to be more than just an opinion or an “about me” blog. We want to entertain and inform. That means research and putting together information from various sources, and that takes time, time you may not have as a full-time working parent.
Other lessons learned? David Cassidy people are dedicated and his appeal is strong across our borders and across the pond. Even sexy Gilles Marini can not hold a candle to a Cassidy fan’s love of the Cassidy. Jimmy Kimmel does not exist in England, but the Brits would love him. Shirley Jones is almost as bawdy as Cloris Leachman – that outtake Kaye provided did not show how far Leachman will go for a laugh. And health care while more accessible in other countries, is still a complicated animal abroad as well.
And what does the future hold for staingirlz.com? Kaye and I have so many interests, but we think we’ll be narrowing it down for a while. When we first began our venture we had envisioned helping The Girl with the Shelf TM. Stores seem to cater to easy to fit women, who are sizes 0-8, but the rest of us have to hunt around for the perfect items. We will be blogging about how staingirlz can look good, and we are also looking forward to putting together a store where we sell fun fashion accessories that you may not find elsewhere as well as garments that make the staingirl look chic and stylish, Kaye has also suggested a site for fans of old-time icons. We welcome input from you on both ventures.
And for those of you just discovering Jimmy Kimmel, here’s a follow-up video with Matt Damon:
Day 29 of the 30-day Blogging ChallengeBy Staingirl KayeOh!!!! I can’t believe this is my last post here on Staingirlz.com about David. It has been such great fun for me!!! Thank you so much for joining me. I will be creating a new blog to post those new things I come across that I want to share, but probably not for a week or two at least. Elle and I also have to focus on our chosen niche for Staingirlz. First of all, here is something for Elle to chew on (thank you, thank you, Daydreaming David!!!!). Warning: This is not to be viewed by those under 17: LOL!!!!! Now we don’t look so bad, do we Elle? And now for my final Staingirlz David post… I’m not sure how much you’re going to like this video. I hope it’s not too anticlimactic. Thank you dcfanuk on YouTube: From the DavidCassidyFansite: Darlin’ Written By – B. Wilson, M. Love Ohh keep dreamin’ about darlin’ Don’t know if words can say Oh darlin’ I was living like half a man Oh darlin’ Woah oh oh oh Every night darlin’ Oh darlin’ On: The Higher They Climb – The Harder They Fall, Daydreamer, When I’m a Rock ‘n’ Roll Star, How Can I Be Sure? & David Cassidy His Greatest Hits – Live Volume One.
Day 28 of the 30-day Blogging ChallengeBy Staingirl ElleI decided to cheat yet again. Well, it is day 28 of our 30-day blogging challenge, and it’s getting harder and harder to post on such a regular basis. Where would I be without my staingirl, Kaye? And this cheat actually comes from her. I found this in my mailbox, and we both believe it is extremely important.
Concerned About New Mammography Recommendations? Sign the Petition Day 27 of the 30-day Blogging ChallengeBy Staingirl KayeOh, I’m so bad! I hope you can concentrate on whatever it is you need to do today after watching this. Does anyone know what 0:34 is from? Thank you PeacenikChick of YouTube: Baby, can’t you see? There’s no escape Too high, can’t come down With a taste of your lips It’s getting late Too high, can’t come down With a taste of your lips Don’t you know that you’re toxic? With a taste of your lips With a taste of your lips Intoxicate me now
Day 26 of the 30-day Blogging ChallengeBy Staingirl ElleToday I’m going to cheat a little. I’m running a little behind and I think the message attached below is important. I have been stunned by what the banks get away with regard to various fees. Remember my warning on giving gift cards? Well, I received this email from the Consumers Union, and I think it carries an important message regarding credit card fees. It’s also a call to action. Please read below:
It was unbelievable the first time the credit card companies jacked up our interest rates, doubled minimum payments and tacked on huge fees to try and beat a new February law that will end many of their abusive ways.
Now, they’re at it again, and getting even more creative — but with your help, we can stop them cold! Thanks to a huge outcry from American cardholders, the House just passed a bill to freeze interest rate hikes on your card balances, and give you new protections starting Dec. 1 — just in time for the holiday season. Now, we need the Senate to do the same! Email your senators right now to stop the rate increases – we can’t afford to wait. This continued attack on your wallet is no accident. A major credit card reform law goes into effect in February. The card companies begged Congress to delay its implementation so that they could “update their systems” to comply with the new law.
But instead, they’ve spent the time hitting you with new tricks — like a fee for paying off card balances each month. Or variable rate cards that only “vary” if interest rates increase, but don’t give you the full break if interest rates drop in your favor. If the companies can retool their computers to accommodate these tricks, there’s no reason they can’t abide by the new rules right now. After the recent bipartisan House vote, we have real momentum to stop these abuses. Now the Senate must hear that we can’t afford the credit card company tactics, especially with the holidays approaching. Tell your Senators to stop the rate increases and implement reforms NOW! After you e-mail the Senate, please forward this to anyone you know who is fed up with these tactics. We have immense power when we band together — let’s put the pressure on now! Sincerely, Day 25 of the 30-day Blogging ChallengeBy Staingirl KayeGood day, David Cassidy fans!!! I can’t wait for you to see this video I found!!! Even if you’ve seen it before, it’s worth watching over and over again. Lots of gorgeous pictures and video clips of David then and now singin’ and jammin’ on the guitar, all timed to David’s “now”, energetic live version of “I Saw Her Standing There.” OMG!!! I love how the “now” David plays the guitar and sings in this video. Him playing that guitar “stuck” to those groovin’ hips is driving me wild!!!! To borrow British Fan’s expression, only I mean this in terms of ecstasy, I want to scream!!!!!!!! He also gets another “Rear of the Year” award in this video. Public Health Alert: I feel a lust fest comin’ on
Day 24 of the 30-day Blogging ChallengeBy Staingirl ElleBlack Friday is around the corner, and so are the fun and headaches of gift giving. Does Uncle Bart want another tie? What size is Elle – you know how she fluctuates. Well, in recent years, we’ve been picking up gift cards. If you know Aunt Myrtle likes books, she gets a gift card from Books a Million or Barnes & Noble. Uncle Bubba may get one from Beer of the Month Club. Not sure what your loved one is into? Just get a general mall gift card, or better yet one from American Express.
Better make sure that you don’t give a card to Harry, who never gets round to taking care of anything. Gift card sellers fail to disclose that the issuer may not honor the gift cards after a certain period of time. Or there may be a monthly inactivity fee after 6-12 months, which drastically reduces the value of the card by the time Harry gets round to using it. Seriously?
Help is on the way thanks to the Credit Card act of 2009; however the gift card provisions will not go into effect in time for this holiday season. After August 2010, the gift cards will be required to remain active for five years after activation and disclose any expiration date. Issuers may not impose an inactivity fee unless there has been 12 months of inactivity and any such fees must be disclosed.
In the meantime, check out this gift card buying guide put out by the Consumer Federation of America to help you with the gift card. Bankrate.com has done most of the legwork for you by putting together the results of its 2009 gift card survey
Happy shopping holidays! Keep us posted if you have additional information that will help the savvy shopper.
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